
Etsy, because even clowns need to sit down once in a while.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
9/12/18: Seating is one of those categories where I feel Etsy sellers really shine. There are many creative options of all sizes out there. I found all kinds of surprises; unexpected shapes and unconventional materials alongside unsavory designs and uncomfortable art, but at least I wasn’t bored!
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!

For $7K, you, too, can have a sofa that looks like you keep forgetting to put away the guest bedding.

Do I know how I would make this work in my house, you ask? My answer is this: Shut up. By CherishedDesignsUK

Q. What are you knitting?
A. Cinema seats

Terrible stool, great song.

I know he seems very comfortable, but I wouldn’t be able to get up without hydraulics. Also, it’s orange.

Excuse me, I think I may have just drooled a little. By Roomscape (available in many colors!)

I understand a pop of color, but this is more of a nuclear explosion.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Sulley.

That’s the way to go colorful! I would love a set of these in an all black or all white kitchen. Beautiful! By namedesignstudio

My former mother-in-law would have loved this. That is not a compliment.

Normally, I’m a big fan of dragonflies. Normally.

(runs away screaming)

And this is why potatoes make terrible mermaids.

Just enough kitsch without going too far! By ChairMyHeart

This.

For the hunter who has everything…

February 15, 2025 at 7:55 am
“Great song”. Snicker.
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