Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Change is in the air and anxiety abounds, so I thought it was a good opportunity to distract myself during the deep, dark midnight of the soul with another edition of Etsomnia™.
Here are the most gratuitously expensive (mostly stupid) things I could find on Etsy, in no particular order. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.