Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Has this ever happened to you?
Some of the items found on Etsy are so off the wall, so bizarre, so WTF that they deserve their own cheesy late-night commercial. Since I don’t have that kind of time, I’m instead going to devote this week’s Etsomnia to them.
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.