Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep. (True story.)
Back in August of 2014, I posted Etsomnia™ VII: WTF Edition. In the months between then and now, I’ve explored all kinds of crazy things from weddings to fan-created merchandise to statement necklaces, and I’ve even checked out some of the more, um, interesting models on Etsy. But recent Etsy searches have turned up a few items that were so bizarre, they didn’t fall into any other category. In fact, some were too gross to include at all. (Click if you must.) Be warned. This one is going to be a challenge to unsee.
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.