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Etsomnia™ Volume 53: Come On, Vogue!


By LucySnowePhotography

Goats are all the rage this season. 

Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)

In April, I published an edition of Etsomnia™ called “Picture This,” which was an exploration of photographs for sale on our favorite website. Today, I’d like to delve a little deeper into the fashion photography section. The term fashion, in this case, is maybe being used a bit loosely.

As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.

I’ve attended a few poker games where a gas mask would have been a great idea. (That’s right, cigar smokers, I’m talking to you.) By Cesar237Art

No, no, no. You're supposed to throw it up against the wall to see if it's done. By AndSheSawStars

No, no, no. You’re supposed to throw it up against the wall to see if it’s done.

NSFW tree branch. By ForTheLoveOfWallArt

NSFW tree branch.

Not to be confused with NSFW vegetables. By ISeeArtGallery

That’s not ladylike. 

Even though her legs are closed, I can still see her pussy. By AnimalFolk

Even though her legs are closed, I can still see her pussy. 

That is not how you use a corkscrew. By StarForeman

That is not how you use a corkscrew. 

I’ve seen what models eat, and it’s not typically bigger than their heads. 

Nothing to see here. Just Rachel Dratch and Evan Rachel Wood playing Nurse Ratched

Is that a marital aid he's holding? By RjLauckPhotography

Cyndi Lauper looks like hell! 

Fashion? Really?

“High Heel Shoe” by CheeseCurlArt, who has never seen a high heel. Or a shoe. They also sell this, BTW

Yep. More cats. By RikkiVanCamp

Never leave a Sphynx cat alone in a vintage clothing store. By RikkiVanCamp

What is it about the unintentionally hilarious that so speaks to me? By AndSheSawStars

“You know what this outfit is missing? A white clown wig!” said no fashion stylist ever. 

I used to love a sale. Used to. By LeeYeePhotography

I used to love sales. Used to. 

I’ll bet she never pulls a muscle trying to put on tights after a shower. 

I don't always play Twister, but when I do, it's while wearing a mask. By NinaHaighPhotography

The real challenge when playing Steampunk Twister is keeping your pretentious hat from falling off. 

That's not how you play hopscotch! By SurrenderDorothy

Hopscotch: you’re doing it wrong. 

Author: Donna from MyOBT

I have committed to spending part of every day looking for at least one beautiful thing, and sharing what I find with you lovelies!

17 thoughts on “Etsomnia™ Volume 53: Come On, Vogue!

  1. I chortled so much I choked on my cup of tea. I had to show some of the images to my kids. Their response was “What the hell?” If small kids feel that way then adults ought to know better.

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  2. Nice post. Follow for the fashion updates 💋

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  3. OMG It is rare when I just cannot pick a “most hilariously ridiculous”! 😀

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  4. Oh my. This is my new favourite etsomnia post. How do you not pee your pants when selecting contents for these posts?

    Great opener with the goat at least for me. The MT has a goat obsession since a billy at the race track head butted him last year. I may never hear the end of it. He recently chatted with said goat and insisted billy apologized. Erm… Suffice to say the mere sight of a goat evokes laughter in my home!

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  5. These photos are downright scary. Well, the goat is cute and totally upstages the model with her balloons. Hell, the balloons upstage the model. So, people BUY these prints to hang on their walls or something?!?!

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