Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
I don’t know about where you are, but in New York, the weather is finally hot. This means that shorts are appearing everywhere; on the street, in the office, even at formal occasions. And as usual, Etsy carries the full range from $3 pre-stained shorts to vintage shorts that inexplicably cost $2,500.