Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Derpy is a made-up word often used to describe facial expressions on animals and people that look awkward, goofy, or very, very stoned. And derpery is not a new concept. It has been with us for as long as there have been artists with only a passing understanding of what people and animals are supposed to look like.
Of course, I am abundantly aware that Etsy is basically derp central, but even so, I was amazed by the sheer breadth and depth of the derp. Enjoy!
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