Jesse Newton
I need something funny. Do you need something funny? Good. Here it is.
Maybe funny is the wrong word. It’s only funny to me because it didn’t happen to me. Let’s just call it entertaining with a happy ending. (No, not that. Get your minds out of the gutter. Honestly, you people…)
So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it…
Posted by Jesse Newton on Tuesday, August 9, 2016
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September 8, 2016 at 5:35 pm
Well my friends will be disappointed to hear that they didn’t coin the term “poopocalypse.” Myself, I prefer the term “poopsplosion.” 🙂
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September 8, 2016 at 5:58 pm
That’s fantastic. When my daughter was little (thank heaven she doesn’t do this anymore. She’s 26 and that would not be okay.), my mother used to ask her whether she’d poopsidaisied. Killed me every time.
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September 8, 2016 at 6:01 pm
That is hilarious! I love it!!
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September 9, 2016 at 7:36 am
Once upon a time I had a room a…it died. They sent another. It died….they sent another. I gave up. Point is…I had five dogs with the roomba. It could have been me!!!! I would have never even thought about that happening. My husband and I just laughed and laughed as read this post to him. I can totally see it.
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September 9, 2016 at 8:18 am
Terrifying. I’ve always wanted a Roomba, but I’m so accident-prone, I’d likely trip over it, fall on it, and squash it. I’m glad you liked the post!
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September 9, 2016 at 10:10 am
I did. Trip over roomba…and like post. Laughing is good. I do feel really bad for that guy. I know what it is like to step in stuff and 3 in the morning and words come out of my mouth I didn’t even know existed or to be puked on and have to change sheets at 2 in the morning. Not cool. Dogs can be so rude!
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September 9, 2016 at 10:50 am
Also small children. Reading this, I kept thinking “at least it’s not toddler poop.”
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September 9, 2016 at 10:58 am
Lololol. Yes.
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September 9, 2016 at 8:46 am
hahaha! (I can say that because I have neither a Roomba or puppies)
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September 9, 2016 at 9:15 am
And if you’re anything like me, you’re definitely going to avoid the combination in the future!
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September 14, 2016 at 7:26 am
Omg this was hilarious! Poor guy! 😂
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September 14, 2016 at 7:41 am
Yep. It was really timely for us. We were considering getting one. Not anymore!
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