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Even More Terrible Real Estate Photos

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Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says “Surprise my coconut“.

In May of 2014, I posted about a truly funny blog I’d discovered called Terrible Real Estate Photos. While compiling my 3rd bloggiversary article, I came across that post and thought I’d check our their recent stuff. Their newer posts and, more to the point, their captions, were so screamingly funny, I couldn’t resist an update!

As horrific as the photos are, it’s the captions that keep me coming back. You’re going to love these!

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Even today’s most advanced digital cameras are vulnerable to what is known as “idiot finger“.

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“Y’know, our new neighbors never wave back”

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Brand new, 52″ flatscreen window.

 

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Certainly Sir. Top floor, door at the end of the hall. No need to knock.

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Last week I found a sell-by-date in Roman numerals.

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The worse Steve’s constipation got, the more equipment he needed.

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Is it just me Elizabeth, or was there an extra ingredient in those scones?

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If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.

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Script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate.

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We don’t recommend hanging around for the second movement.

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In real estate photography this is known as a Partial Gastric Eclipse.

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Before you invite Grandma round, we need to talk hedges.

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A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.

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Turns out they don’t use the woods after all.

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This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.

 

Author: Donna from MyOBT

I have committed to spending part of every day looking for at least one beautiful thing, and sharing what I find with you lovelies!

46 thoughts on “Even More Terrible Real Estate Photos

  1. Luv this lol great finds

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  2. 😅😅😅

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  3. Let’s be optimistic… 😀

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  4. “We don’t recommend hanging around for the second movement.” AND “Turns out they don’t use the woods after all.” are two of my favorites but then I really do have a ‘potty mind’. THANX for the laughs Donna and a laugh is One Beautiful Thing. giggle giggle giggle ~~dru~~

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  5. Yep, laughing and laughing. Second movement photo is the one that hit me the hardest!! I did like the rabbit at the piano too.

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  6. Oh my goodness. The image of the bicycle in dank and murky surroundings was probably less likely to be the scene of a horror movie than so many of the other images. What on earth were people thinking a) letting the properties get into this state and b) taking promotional photographs when still in that state? The kitchen filled with trash actually made me judder.

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  7. OMG – this is hilarious!!

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  8. Reblogged this on Third Time Lucky! and commented:
    I’ve looked at lots of property for sale recently, so when I saw this, I just had to reblog it!

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  9. Still catching my breath! So funny.

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  10. “Is it just me Elizabeth, or was there an extra ingredient in those scones?” I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that! Thanks!

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  11. I like the first one best of all – because I read the caption first it took a while to read the obvious!

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  12. I’m laughing so hard I think I hurt myself. OMG!

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  13. OMG this is the first one of these I’m seeing and it’s SO AMAZING! 😀

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  14. 😂😂😂 love all of them! Still giggling!

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  16. The bear photo is the funniest to me! I’m working with a real estate client right now to improve her photography skills of properties she has for sale.

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  17. The captions are priceless.

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  19. OMG so glad I found your post (again) Donna, I need to repost to attach to my ‘rental home’ post… this is perfect!

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