Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
This week’s weather to the contrary, Spring is coming! So I thought it would be a good time to check out Etsy’s seasonal offerings. As with all things, Etsy sellers have some nutty ideas about what Spring means. I hope you are entertained by this lineup of losers (with some true winners thrown in for fun)!
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!