Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Recently, I was looking for a small figurine for a friend’s mermaid-themed nursery. The combination of the fruits of that labor and the fact that the Coney Island Mermaid Parade is in two days conspired to create today’s mermaid-themed post. Let the merming begin!
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