What if you spent every day looking for One Beautiful Thing?

Etsomnia™ 144: Rainbow Nope


Classic first pride mistake: It’s strictly one rainbow per customer, kids. I appreciate her enthusiasm, though!

Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

We’re gearing up for NYC Pride weekend, so I am continuing the rainbow theme. Etsy has long been an excellent source for fantastical, unexpected, and sometimes horrifying rainbow-hued items. Today, we run amok in rainbow wearable land!

Disclaimer: I am approaching all of this merchandise as a parade goer. If you are instead marching in a pride parade, let your lovely freak flags, fly!

For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!

Maybe it’s the beard, but he is not pulling off this junior girls’ jacket.

I know there is a LOT going on here. But I think I could pull it off. By Foampruikenenhoeden (Not even their most dramatic item…)

“Previously-Owned Underpants” is a terrible idea (and a worse band name)

I try to avoid dresses that require special shaving. Also ugly dresses. So this is out on both counts.

If I thought I could sneak this past Beloved, it would be MINE! By EmbyBoutique

This is reminding me of something

Those are going to be some hard-to-explain tan lines…

What gorgeous graduation of colors! By ValYarnCreations

Don’t pick the low-hanging fruit…

They were probably going for Katy Perry. They missed.

To quote Sting, that’s not the shape of my heart.

Yasss, princess! By LacedWithLoveShop

There’s good gay, and bad gay. This, my darlings, is bad gay.

I would be careful wearing something this tragic at NY pride. Some of those queens will cut a bitch for less!

Admit it. You expected a joke about mohair, didn’t you?

Most wearable feather Mohawk ever! By ZuckerFeatherPlace

Though it looks like pasta, that is meant to be a pot of gold. Bummer.

Rainbow or not, this is a clear case of no gay friends.

Kind of fabulous in a Mrs. Roper kind of way. By ShopTheWonder

On the right perfectly-formed young person, this could be adorable. But you know that’s not who’s going to buy it.

Yike. In those leggings, I’d look like this.

Brokeback, the home game.

These make me wish for my old knee socks and rollerskates. And ass. By BulletBoutfits

Author: Donna from MyOBT

I have committed to spending part of every day looking for at least one beautiful thing, and sharing what I find with you lovelies!

26 thoughts on “Etsomnia™ 144: Rainbow Nope

  1. Great way to start my day! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. LMAO!! Your comment were cracking me up this morning!!! I sooo needed a great laugh!!! Cutting a bitch was the best and Roper reference!!! 🙂 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Hahaha! What a round up of rainbows!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. No wonder that dog looks so sad . . .

    Liked by 1 person

  5. There’s some ugly, there’s some gorgeous, but there’s mostly just fun. It’s difficult to hate rainbows.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Fun stuff! Giving me some inspiration…

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Excellent post! But……I love the Brokeback shirt. There! I said it! I love the Brokeback shirt! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  8. I’ll distract Beloved and you grab the glitter eye shadow!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. I looked up “bad taste” in the dictionary, and some of these were pictured there.

    Liked by 1 person

What do you think?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.