Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
You saw this coming, right? Since the premiere of Stephen King’s “It,” coupled with the recent “American Horror Story” season opener, it seems like everything’s coming up red noses. In other words, clowns abound. So who am I to buck a trend?
With apologies to all those coulrophobics out there…
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