“Splash of color,” looks more like a splash of vomit. If this is too bold for you, there’s also a brooch version.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
It’s that time again! I’m once again hunting for good gay pride stuff (why do I never think to do my shopping until June is upon us?), and I’ve come across some true winners (and, of course, losers). As expected, there are clever tshirts galore, rainbow jewelry for every price range, home decor, art, parade wear, makeup, fashion, party supplies, and even pet stuff. But I also found some surprises along the way, both good and, well, definitely not for me.
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I can’t believe we didn’t have these for our Snow White and the Seven Glitterbeards costume! By TheDistractedBaker
Not really the kind of fruit I had in mind…
Do you think this hairclip is meant to look like a sperm, or is that just a coincidence?
I know there are a lot of letters to keep track of (LGBTQ etc, etc), but I’m pretty sure the G doesn’t stand for giraffe.
Want, want, WANT!!! By FeatherHappy
Ladies, gents, and others, I give you the Rainbow Merkin.
DAMNIT, WHERE IS THE UNSEE BUTTON???
Is this really the best you could do?
While not technically a gay pride item, I couldn’t resist including this wonderful rainbow felted pebble bath mat by flussdesign
Poor dear. I get where she was going with this pride/peace brooch, but she missed it by a mile. On the other hand, it could have been worse…
I love how serious he looks, like he’s about to take a deposition. By PreciousPawPrints
Great fabric, but does anyone else see this?
A gay best friend could have prevented this tragedy.
Here’s something on which we can all agree: Donuts! By JessPaulArt
Rainbow horns? Check. Rainbow cake? Check. Disembodied tongue? Um…
Darlings, I know you mean well, but just because it’s sparkly and rainbow colored, doesn’t mean it’s fabulous.
Nobody is proud of this.
Wilford Brimley looks like hell. Must be the diabeetus.
I know a LOT of households who would love these placemats! By PlasticpamDesign
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June 21, 2018 at 10:36 am
I saw that Carol Burnett Gone With the Wind immediately! 🙂
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June 21, 2018 at 11:00 am
Hooray! I love it when it’s not just me.
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June 21, 2018 at 2:51 pm
I’ve been coughing/laughing ever since seeing the gay pet rock!
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June 21, 2018 at 5:32 pm
Honestly, they really dialed that one in. I promise you some boob will buy it, though.
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June 21, 2018 at 4:19 pm
You’ve made my day with the Wilford Brimley voodoo doll. I am not going to see anything funnier today. I love the gnome t-shirt and the bath mat.
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June 21, 2018 at 5:33 pm
Thank you! That one made me really happy, too. I’m glad you got it. My friends and I find it hysterical, but I’m never sure other people find it as funny.
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June 27, 2018 at 2:03 pm
Ok, of all these creepy/silly/weird items – I WANT THE DOG!!!
Also love your captions which are sooo funny and fitting as usual! 😀
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June 29, 2018 at 2:13 pm
Hahaha! I’m pretty sure the dog is not for sale… thanks for the compliment!
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June 30, 2018 at 7:15 am
That was a hoot. Thanks!
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June 30, 2018 at 9:19 am
Very glad you liked it!
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