Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
How weird is it that this is Etsomnia™ number 214 and today is 2/14?
I’m lucky enough to be happily married, and I think romance is great. However, just because I’m coupled up doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten how tough dating was. I definitely sympathize with all the singles out there. So if you’re not exactly enjoying your solitary status, this week’s post might help you appreciate your singlehood a little more! Today, we’re looking at the more questionable Valentine’s items on offer. Of course, there are some wonderful things out there that definitely deserve the label romantic, but this being Etsy, there are also some real head scratchers.
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!