Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
This past weekend, some lucky duck in Michigan won $1 billion (that’s BILLION) in the Mega Millions lottery last week. So I thought it might be fun to give them some mostly dumb ideas on how to spend all that moolah. (There’s one or two good ideas in there, too).
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!