Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
9/24/20: “Cute” is one of those words that gets wildly overused, especially by the creators of handmade goods. Etsy, of course, is lousy with the stuff. I thought today, I’d take a look at some of the less-deserving items makers have characterized as cute, and, for contrast, a few items I think are certainly entitledto theclaim.
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No matter how educated I think I am about fetishes, Etsy keeps turning up new ones.That is one very high cat.Tea pets are little clay figures tea drinkers keep for good luck, and this little family is making me go squee! By TangpinSay it with me: Oh, deer!They contain salt and pepper, yet they are utterly tasteless!I know a few little girls* who would lose their minds over this backpack! By PrettierNow *And a very specific subset of grown men I adoreThe seller calls these “trainers.” WTF are they training for?This ought to put me off pumpkin spice for a while…I am always looking for fabric for face masks, and these are adorable! By FabricMadeShe doesn’t look murdery at all…“Pigeons in love” headband, now with more poop. Because Etsy.I love this retro deskpad! By BlushAndThornThis is how most people’s children’s pictures look to me. Sorry, practically everyone.A makeup bag featuring nuns. Anyone else confused?This is me and Beloved exactly! By 3XUdesignTooth earlobe stretchers, because ear gauging isn’t creepy enough.I hate it when my bears don’t line up.
OH, I want those shoes to wear for my Walmart shopping trip. I had to laugh and I needed it this morning. Yes, what do you do with most of today’s post? Guess just sit and look. Naw, I stay with my Playboy centerfolds. Hal
June 16, 2022 at 8:14 am
The little pigs are cute…but what do you do with them??
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June 16, 2022 at 1:33 pm
One wonders.
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June 16, 2022 at 8:31 am
OH, I want those shoes to wear for my Walmart shopping trip. I had to laugh and I needed it this morning. Yes, what do you do with most of today’s post? Guess just sit and look. Naw, I stay with my Playboy centerfolds. Hal
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June 16, 2022 at 8:59 am
Oh please no to playboy.
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June 16, 2022 at 1:34 pm
LOL. I decided not to address that.
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June 16, 2022 at 1:34 pm
I love imagining you wearing the shoes to Walmart.
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June 16, 2022 at 9:06 am
i… just, wow…
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June 16, 2022 at 1:34 pm
Yep.
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June 16, 2022 at 7:21 pm
That coat!!!!!! I don’t even know what to say . . .
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June 19, 2022 at 10:58 am
Just say no.
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