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Merry Christmas from your college roommate. By YeaOhGreetings
*I’ll bet you thought I was going to do something dirty for the 69th Etsomnia, didn’t you?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)

Is this hostess apron ugly? Sure. But at least no one will be looking at your holiday weight gain
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)