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The ultimate international item: Netherlands souvenir, shipped from the U.S., and made in . . . let’s say it together . . . China.
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Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s an edible baby! This listing claims it’s “the Perfect I LOVE you gift for your love one.” If your “love one” is the witch from Hansel & Gretel, maybe.
EtΒ·somΒ·niΒ·aΒ (/etΛsΓ€mnΔΙ/),Β noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessiveΒ Etsy browsing. 2. the surprisingΒ arrival ofΒ weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Happy Thursday! It’s time for a Very Special Episode ofΒ Etsomnia!Β Continue reading →
This is not my first post about the highly-desirable-yet-ridiculously-priced items for sale at Restoration Hardware, and it’s not likely to be my last. Continue reading →