Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Perhaps more than most of my other Etsomnia™ searches, my hunt for all things “romantic” on Etsy was fraught with peril. You can imagine what kind of weird, crazy merchandise turned up. But rather than talk about it, I think I’ll just show you. Sorry/not sorry.
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