Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Happy Shark Week! I don’t think this one needs much introduction. Per usual, most of what I found was fantastic (or should I say sharktastic?), though individual results may vary. Nonetheless, I recommend you hold onto your hat. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
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