Very cute, but seems more like shark weak…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Happy Shark Week! I don’t think this one needs much introduction. Per usual, most of what I found was fantastic (or should I say sharktastic?), though individual results may vary. Nonetheless, I recommend you hold onto your hat. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
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Love! By HavenAmerica
I was worried I’d have trouble finding shark derp. I needn’t have worried.
I love everything about this, including the seller’s name! By ButterMakesMeHappy
What on earth…
Hay, grrl, HAAAAY! By KINGFOUR
Phone stand guaranteed to scratch the hell out of your screen. Also yike.
I’m sorry, I just can’t resist.
This Stormtrooper in a Sharknado tie wins best cultural mashup of the day. By SciFiTies
Yes, it’s confusing, but I can’t deny its appeal. By
collageOrama
This is so fantastic, I can’t stand it. By HelloLemonZesty
Ow.
This is what happens when you let a teenage boy choose his own shower curtain.
I need this squirrel feeder RIGHT NOW. By PondScumCeramics
So funny! By TeddyFaceDogClothes
No. Just no.
Sharks are all the rage this year in preschooler’s playroom design.
Lawyers, amirite? I’m kidding. Some of my best friends are lawyers…
This is why sharks shouldn’t be strippers. They overreact to under-tippers.
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July 26, 2018 at 12:37 pm
I love sharks so I am very happy with this week’s theme. That squirrel feeder is fabulous. I also love the singing shark card. I thought some of the shark art was bonkers until I saw the shark stripper. That is getting catalogued in my memory shelves under “things I never thought I’d see and now can never unsee”.
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July 26, 2018 at 10:51 pm
Sorry/not sorry. As usual.
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July 26, 2018 at 6:34 pm
These are hysterical! ❤
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July 26, 2018 at 10:52 pm
I had really a lot to work with.
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July 27, 2018 at 1:04 pm
HOW could you possibly resist the Clown Shark?? 😀
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July 27, 2018 at 1:05 pm
It is pretty funny, as mashups of deep-seated fears go.
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July 27, 2018 at 3:02 pm
I want a knitted shark!
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July 27, 2018 at 9:39 pm
Knitted sharks for everyone!
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