Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Since the 7-year anniversary of Hurricane Sandy, the storm that changed our lives, is coming up soon, I have been in the mood for ducks. Sure, the creatures inspire a lot of bad jokes and worse products, but really, how bad can a duck be? Right? Right?
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