Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Beloved pointed out that since Etsomnia™ explored man caves last week, it’s only fair I continue the dumb gender stereotypes this week by looking at she shed stuff. Personally, I prefer my decor (and most of my friends) to be more of a balance between the male and female, but here goes anyway.
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If this is what you have to sit on, I’m not coming in.That doesn’t belong in a shed. It belongs in a cornfield.You have to admit Etsy really does have everything! She shed by MyModernCabinThat doesn’t look anything like Tippi Hedron.If you bring White Claws to our house, we make fun of you., then we make you drink them.What the actual …I am pleased to see that Etsy sellers get that women love billiards, too! By PrestigeBilliards“Ultimate Man Cave or She-Shed gift!” But is it, though? Is it?That burns a little.This is such a cool idea, I might actually need my own she shed! By Vintify1No, madam. For the last time, I will NOT sit on your face.Sure, this she shed decor is hideous and looks like a giant jellyfish, but on the bright side, you have an emergency backup costume if you need one!Well, this is just delish! By StellaireStudioMerkin Poodle would be a great band name.I expected to come across some of those dumb shoe chairs, but this Ugg chair really surprised me. Not in a good way, of course, but still. I’m surprised.When you combine macrame and lady parts, you end up with something I don’t want TWICE. (And don’t miss the coffee mug.)
We dream about buying one of the empty lots on our island and popping in a couple of tiny houses to serve as guest rooms. (We get a lot of guests.) The shed would work, too!
I actually think I preferred more of the Man Cave items than the She Shed selection. There is something very nostalgic and pleasing about manual typewriters but I was still using my trusty manual typewriters well into the 1990s so I don’t especially ever want to use one again.
Same. The man cave search turned up many more items I thought I could live with. I really loved the vintage manual typewriter I learned on, but after tapping away on computer keyboards for the last 35 years, I seriously doubt I have the finger strength to go back!
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August 28, 2020 at 8:12 am
The little cabin would make a nice studio.
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August 28, 2020 at 1:45 pm
Ooh, that’s fun to think about!
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August 28, 2020 at 2:48 pm
I second that idea. I would love a little summer house studio type affair. Never going to happen but a person can dream.
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August 28, 2020 at 3:33 pm
I am afraid if I had one I wouldn’t need my house.
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August 28, 2020 at 3:48 pm
That seems a bit drastic, but maybe that means you need a tiny house!
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August 28, 2020 at 3:46 pm
We dream about buying one of the empty lots on our island and popping in a couple of tiny houses to serve as guest rooms. (We get a lot of guests.) The shed would work, too!
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August 28, 2020 at 2:51 pm
Merkin Poodle!!! That’s hysterical!
I actually think I preferred more of the Man Cave items than the She Shed selection. There is something very nostalgic and pleasing about manual typewriters but I was still using my trusty manual typewriters well into the 1990s so I don’t especially ever want to use one again.
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August 28, 2020 at 3:48 pm
Same. The man cave search turned up many more items I thought I could live with. I really loved the vintage manual typewriter I learned on, but after tapping away on computer keyboards for the last 35 years, I seriously doubt I have the finger strength to go back!
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