Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
We’re taking our first vacation with our Tiny Terror, Abby the crazy rescue cat. We’ll be away for Halloween, so though I lacked the nerve to try to put Herself in a costume, I thought it was fun to pretend. Here are the costumes I would totally put Abby in (if I owned a full suit of armor). Honestly, she may murder me in my sleep just for thinking about it…
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Too pretty! By MIYOPETLooks like someone’s got regrets. By PetsAndHomeWho wants breakfast? By TicketybootiqueWhen the hairpiece you bought online doesn’t match, but you try to make it work anyway. By PamperedWhiskersToo cute… Must try to resist… By meetTheBohoIf you like piña coladas… By ToCraftAHomeWhy yes, I am a Hufflepuff. How did you know? By MIYOPETMaybe he’s sad because cats can’t spell, so he doesn’t realize Taco Cat is a palindrome… By MissMaddyMakesArrrrr you going to eat that? By YourHa11oweenMad Cow Cat is not amused. By PamperedWhiskersIt looks like he saw Sharknado, and wasn’t impressed. By NotsoKittyShopLooks like someone’s getting his temperature taken! By WhiteRoseAndLaurelHeavy is the head that wears the crown… By ToCraftAHomeKaren was amazed. Power pose really did help her confidence! By bajukucingtangerangI”m pretty sure I partied with this guy in the eighties. By SuchAPunkPetsWHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT A COSTUME PARTY? By PamperedWhiskers
My OBT 
October 29, 2020 at 8:16 am
Somebody call the SPCA. I will be laughing all day after this. Hal
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October 29, 2020 at 7:43 pm
Good! Me, too.
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October 29, 2020 at 8:25 am
I know these are cute ….but why do it.
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October 29, 2020 at 7:44 pm
Heaven knows…
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October 29, 2020 at 8:34 am
Oh, Donna–I laughed my way through this! What a hoot. Yeah, not gonna happen with my cats either…
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October 29, 2020 at 7:44 pm
Abby would take a hit out on me.
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October 29, 2020 at 7:46 pm
She *may* murder you in your sleep? It’s been great knowing you . . .
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October 29, 2020 at 9:48 pm
We had a good run.
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November 8, 2020 at 2:20 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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November 8, 2020 at 4:47 pm
So funny! Abby would murder me, but it’s fun to think about.
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