et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Last night, I couldn’t sleep, but this time, instead of looking for the best stuff on Etsy, I went on a hunt for the worst. There’s a lot of fairly tragic meh-chandise on Etsy, but I was looking for the really special items. And yes, this late-night activity absolutely cheered me up. So without further ado, here is the Etsomnia™ Shitshow. Enjoy. Also, I’d like to apologize in advance for the weird dreams this offal will inspire. I had a few doozies last night, let me tell you!
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