Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
All of my Etsomnia™ posts include weird, inexplicable Etsy merchandise, but this week, we are plumbing the depths. Today, I’m bringing you the worst of what I’ve found recently. Items so disturbing, so bizarre, so stomach-turning, they defy explanation (plus a few unexpected items I actually think are pretty great, in spite of their deep quirkiness).
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!