Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
I think Valentine’s Day is kind of bullshit. Of course, I can say that because I’m fortunate enough to spend my life with my Beloved, who makes me laugh and feel happy and safe, and all the good feelings. But still, I mostly associate V-Day with vapid, empty sentiments. That said, I really love most funny Valentine’s Day cards. Sure, some of them are in bad taste, some go too far (or way too far), and some don’t go far enough, but mostly, I think they’re extra funny. And Etsy is absolutely bursting with rude, unexpected, creative cards. And yes, I realize this post seems a bit premature, but if you, like me, want to purchase some of these wonderful cards, you’ll need to allow for shipping time!
By the way, today’s post is a bit on the adult side, so if profanity and graphic sexual references aren’t your thing, go check out these sexy chicken pictures instead.
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!
January 25, 2018 at 12:15 pm
Chuckle. Chuckle. Chuckle. And a big belly laugh. Thank you 🙂
Alison
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January 25, 2018 at 12:16 pm
Thank you!
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January 25, 2018 at 12:37 pm
Hehe I LOVE these! I love a good funny (and tad inappropriate) card 🙂 ❤
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January 25, 2018 at 1:14 pm
It was a really good crop this year!
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January 25, 2018 at 2:28 pm
Bwahaha it was! ❤
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January 25, 2018 at 5:04 pm
Ha ha! I would much rather a humorous and smutty valentines card than a mushy, mawkish, lovey-dovey one. My husband and I don’t do valentines day at all but, if we did, I would snap up a couple of these cards.
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January 25, 2018 at 9:28 pm
See? We are twins!
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January 25, 2018 at 5:09 pm
Hmmm. I don’t think so. there is enough smutt in this world without being crude on a card. Sorry I am just not into any of this bathroom talk
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January 25, 2018 at 9:32 pm
I knew that. You’re the main reason I put up the warning and the link to chickens (which are fantastic, and not at all smutty). Sorry this wasn’t your thing. I did try to warn you off.
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January 30, 2018 at 9:56 am
I enjoyed both the cards and the chickens….those cocks were seriously sexxxxxy!
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January 30, 2018 at 11:16 am
And they knew it, too!
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January 26, 2018 at 11:06 am
I did check out the chicken page. Don’t you love how proud the cocks seem to be. ? They just know they are special.
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January 26, 2018 at 11:43 am
They really are gorgeous. I have friends that have fancy chickens as pets, and they swear that they’re affectionate and have great personalities. Having only ever encountered the generic farm version, it’s hard to imagine, but these pictures make that much easier to believe.
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