Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Last week, our New York temperatures reached the single digits, which I thought was unspeakably awful until I heard about poor Chicago. No matter how sorry for yourself you’re feeling, somebody’s always got it worse. Why is winter so terrible? Anyway, it seemed like a good opportunity to explore Etsy’s cold-weather gear. Stay warm, my people!
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