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Etsomnia™ 349: In a Clutch
Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once in a while.
Continue readingRepost: Etsomnia™ Volume 75: A Girl’s Best Friend!
The designer can call that a scarab all she wants. I’m a New Yorker, and I know a cockroach when I see one
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
“Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.” -Malcolm Forbes
Etsomnia™ 346: Nautical Holidays
Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once in a while.
Continue readingNumber Artist
Repost: Good on Paper!
A house of wonders
Handsome Devils
Automata Master
Office-Friendly Halloween Decor
Getting Stoned
Repost: Etsomnia™ 235: Anatomy Class!
Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Continue readingRepost: Etsomnia™ Volume XXV – Vintage With a Vengance!
I went looking for the ugliest vintage lamp on Etsy, and when I saw this thing, I knew my search was over. $85 “Rustic” fish lamp.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Vin·tage /ˈvin-tij/ noun. 1. a period in which something was made or was begun. 2. your old crap which you manage to sell to someone else. See also Garbage.
Etsomnia™ 343: New Yawk, New Yawk
Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once in a while.
Continue readingDIY Christmas Crafts!
Repost: Etsomnia™ Volume 71: Ugly (Christmas) Sweaters
And that’s why you don’t feed mothballs to reindeer. By MadeThruLove
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Repost: Etsomnia™ 116: Wigging Out
Sia would love this! Of course, she has an assistant to keep her from crashing into things…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Repost: Etsomnia™ 148: Caturday!
Bad kitty/good string art! By KeepOnBooking
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Dad Joke of the Day:
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Repost: Can’t Keep a Good Man Down!
My OBT 