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These super-stylish pants are made of 100% nope.
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Not actually on topic, but too cute to skip! Glittered album cover by Michel328
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This listing is called “Hair ball by famous artist.” I think maybe they should define “famous,” and, for that matter, “artist.”
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Birdhouse with a working solar-powered water feature! Wonder what the property taxes are on this thing… By MidCenturyWoodShop
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The materials listed for these shorts are leather and exotic. They forgot to mention the main material, ugly.
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“Cute? Baby ducks are cute, I HATE cute! I want to be exotic!” -Annie Savoy in Bull Durham

Bathing Bad
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GeschmeideUnterTeck
Yes, those are cows inside my ring. Why do you ask? Continue reading →

If crocheted shorts are actually becoming a thing, I’m moving to Antartica where no shorts are worn until the siege passes.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)

How much do you want to bet this girl has a lot of these?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)

Image by SteveHarvey.com
Here are some (estimated) statistics:
In other words, I’ve spent approximately 7,000 hours on Etsy. Personally, I think that number looks a little low, but I digress.
In all my thousands of hours on Etsy, and in spite of all the stellar Etsy sellers I’ve profiled, I’ve never, ever come across something this fantastic. Are you ready? Continue reading →

Butterflies, now with more America!
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