Tag Archives: etsy
Lost in Translation
Gouttedeterre
Etsomnia™ 114: Movember
Now THAT’s a mustache! By FacialHairLeague
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
2016 Holiday Gift Guide
Too soon to think about the holidays? Believe me, I agree. Continue reading
It’s Witchcraft!!
Couture witch hats by Evercrumbly & Witch
Etsomnia™ 113: Haunted* House
Somebody pass me the bug spray.
*Haunted by bad taste, primarily
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Costume Masters:
Winter is Coming (But It’s Not All Bad News!!)
Etsomnia™ 112: Lunatic Fringe
This poor soul can’t even figure out how to work his stupid shirt. On the other hand, he also couldn’t remember pants, so maybe there’s a pattern emerging.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Etsomnia™ Volume 111: Sweater Weather
The upcyclers are at it again. I think I just upcycled a little in my mouth.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ 110: Hell’s Kitchen
This is a kitchen angel dish towel. She’s meant to keep your kitchen safe, presumably by warding off people with taste.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Terrifying Treats:
Etsomnia™ 109: Crooked
Elephant Man party of one, your table is ready.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) Continue reading
Very Good Things (In Very Small Packages)
The cutest goldfish bowl necklaces EVER. By Laonato
Etsomnia™ 107: Put on Your Big Girl Pants
If a teardrop tattoo means that you murdered someone, I shudder to think what a teardrop on the seat of your pants would mean…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
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Blamo!
BlamoToys
Etsomnia™ 106: Derpocalypse Now
The twins looked at each other in horror. She wanted to put her feet WHERE?!?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Ancient and Imperfect
TaxilHoax
Sky Goodies
SkyGoodies
Etsomnia™ 105: Bad Hair Day
I can’t decide. Do you think wearing this barrette would discourage subway frottage, or attract it?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
