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The Kids Aren’t Alright

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baby 21

All the single babies, all the single babies!
UglyRenaissanceBabies.tumblr.com

DISCLAIMER: Today’s post isn’t for anyone who likes babies, Catholics, art, breastfeeding, or Jesus. It’s also not recommended for children, the elderly, the overly-sensitive, the religious, or anyone with eyes.

I stumbled upon the Tumblr Ugly Renaissance Babies totally by accident, and then fell down a deep, dark, hilarious, very wrong rabbit hole. I’m not going to explain. I’m just going to show you the cleaner ones that made me howl. It’s up to you whether or not you go exploring the rabbit hole yourself. Just don’t do it at work.

NOTE: Although I’d love to take credit, all the brilliant captions are from Ugly Renaissance Babies!

baby 5

HAY GUISE LOL WATS UP.

baby 11

America’s Next Top Cherub

baby 8

baby 14

Oh God oh god oh god. Her hand.

baby 19

Madonna and Child of the C-Cups

baby 2

wow. such christ. very paint. awesom.

baby 6

Silly baby, vertebrae don’t work that way.

baby 3

Real talk: deep down, we all know these babies probably had it coming. Babies can be real dickholes sometimes.

baby 9

Our Heavenly Father of the Steve Buscemi Eyes

baby 15

Jesus Hydrocephalitic Christ! (At least now we know what the H. stands for!)

baby 18

THIS IS NOT HOW BOOBS WORK.

baby 7

Call me Benjamin Button one more time and I’ll make you turn the other cheek.

baby 12

Soooooooooooo emo

baby 16

Toddlers in Tiaras: Renaissance Edition

baby 4

Alright, the Madonna definitely made that apple into a bong.

baby 10

Sip sip sippin’ on gin and juice

baby 17

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. (So weirdly modern-looking, I decided it needed attribution: By Master of the Kress Epiphany, The Expulsion of the Money-Changers (detail), around 1480-1500)

baby 20

Oh, fuck. Sky babies.

baby 22

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to choke a bitch?

baby 13

Mary really let herself go after immaculately conceiving, I guess.

Author: Donna from MyOBT

I have committed to spending part of every day looking for at least one beautiful thing, and sharing what I find with you lovelies!

23 thoughts on “The Kids Aren’t Alright

  1. Omg The Steve Buschemi eyes, and That’s Not How Boobs Work!

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  2. wow….the baby-wearing Madonna with Gollum Jesus is hysterical!

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  3. The Gollum! The boob growing out of a shoulder?! All bizarre and funny/weird!!! Great curating job, Donna!

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  4. ROFL – good work.

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  5. If only I could unsee these. Nightmares tonight. I should have taken the disclaimer seriously. Curiosity killed the cat.

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  6. My husband and I totally guffawed our way through these. They reminded me of a time in a Belgian church where I had to make a quick exit because I was about to explode from trying to stifle giggles over some ecclesiastical triptych. Clearly there is a rich seam of comedy in these grotesque paintings.

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  7. Donna, I just love your posts! You make me smile every time. WHERE do you find this stuff??? 🙂

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  8. That last one tho? what the hell?? Ha ha ha, fabulous stuff. I’m with Andrea on the nightmares….crazy! I’ll be screaming in my sleep running from scary babies. Good work Donna.

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