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I understand that calendars can be very specific, but shirtless men and rabbits feels more like a weird fetish than a niche. Then again, maybe I missed a trend.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

I don’t mean to sound like a know-it-all, but I have had arms most of my life, and she is doing it wrong.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

“That,” thought Muriel,”is the last time I walk through the forest before my eyelash glue is dry.”
Photo: Liam Richardson

“Eye to Eye” (Emerald Damselfly), Cornwall, England, by Ross Hoddinott

Charlotte Grimm
“It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” — Antoine de St.-Exupéry