
NOTE: Etsomnia™ is taking the week off because I find myself utterly unable to write jokes. Here, instead, are other people’s jokes.

NOTE: Etsomnia™ is taking the week off because I find myself utterly unable to write jokes. Here, instead, are other people’s jokes.

Now THAT’s a mustache! By FacialHairLeague
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.