Classic first pride mistake: It’s strictly one rainbow per customer, kids. I appreciate her enthusiasm, though!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
We’re gearing up for NYC Pride weekend, so I am continuing the rainbow theme. Etsy has long been an excellent source for fantastical, unexpected, and sometimes horrifying rainbow-hued items. Today, we run amok in rainbow wearable land!
Disclaimer: I am approaching all of this merchandise as a parade goer. If you are instead marching in a pride parade, let your lovely freak flags, fly!
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!
Maybe it’s the beard, but he is not pulling off this junior girls’ jacket.
I know there is a LOT going on here. But I think I could pull it off. By Foampruikenenhoeden (Not even their most dramatic item…)
“Previously-Owned Underpants” is a terrible idea (and a worse band name)
I try to avoid dresses that require special shaving. Also ugly dresses. So this is out on both counts.
If I thought I could sneak this past Beloved, it would be MINE! By EmbyBoutique
This is reminding me of something…
Those are going to be some hard-to-explain tan lines…
What gorgeous graduation of colors! By ValYarnCreations
Don’t pick the low-hanging fruit…
They were probably going for Katy Perry. They missed.
To quote Sting, that’s not the shape of my heart.
Yasss, princess! By LacedWithLoveShop
There’s good gay, and bad gay. This, my darlings, is bad gay.
I would be careful wearing something this tragic at NY pride. Some of those queens will cut a bitch for less!
Admit it. You expected a joke about mohair, didn’t you?
Most wearable feather Mohawk ever! By ZuckerFeatherPlace
Though it looks like pasta, that is meant to be a pot of gold. Bummer.
Rainbow or not, this is a clear case of no gay friends.
Kind of fabulous in a Mrs. Roper kind of way. By ShopTheWonder
On the right perfectly-formed young person, this could be adorable. But you know that’s not who’s going to buy it.
Yike. In those leggings, I’d look like this.
Brokeback, the home game.
These make me wish for my old knee socks and rollerskates. And ass. By BulletBoutfits
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June 22, 2017 at 6:09 am
Great way to start my day! 🙂
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June 22, 2017 at 6:43 am
Thank you!
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June 22, 2017 at 7:08 am
Love that Mohawk 🖤
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June 22, 2017 at 8:04 am
Isn’t it fantastic?
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June 22, 2017 at 7:10 am
LMAO!! Your comment were cracking me up this morning!!! I sooo needed a great laugh!!! Cutting a bitch was the best and Roper reference!!! 🙂 🙂
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June 22, 2017 at 8:05 am
Thank you! Any opportunity for a seventies TV reference!
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June 22, 2017 at 7:34 am
Wonderful collection!
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June 22, 2017 at 8:05 am
Thanks! I’m pretty pleased with them, too!
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June 22, 2017 at 7:45 am
Hahaha! What a round up of rainbows!
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June 22, 2017 at 8:07 am
Glad you enjoyed them!
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June 22, 2017 at 4:05 pm
Loved it 🙂
Totally amazing.
http://sagrikajhamb.com
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June 22, 2017 at 8:27 pm
Thanks! I had fun.
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June 24, 2017 at 5:02 am
Some error on this link.
Kindly send me another link.
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June 24, 2017 at 5:02 am
Keep visiting my blog as well 🙂
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June 22, 2017 at 6:06 pm
No wonder that dog looks so sad . . .
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June 22, 2017 at 8:28 pm
Can you blame him?
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June 22, 2017 at 11:43 pm
There’s some ugly, there’s some gorgeous, but there’s mostly just fun. It’s difficult to hate rainbows.
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June 23, 2017 at 12:05 am
I 100% agree!
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June 23, 2017 at 6:02 am
Fun stuff! Giving me some inspiration…
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June 23, 2017 at 6:42 am
That’s great to hear!
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June 23, 2017 at 6:34 am
Excellent post! But……I love the Brokeback shirt. There! I said it! I love the Brokeback shirt! 😀
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June 23, 2017 at 6:43 am
Honestly, I don’t hate it either, but it’s a lot of look. Thank you for the visit!
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June 23, 2017 at 10:22 am
I’ll distract Beloved and you grab the glitter eye shadow!
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June 23, 2017 at 11:15 am
Shenanigans! I love it!
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June 23, 2017 at 5:34 pm
I looked up “bad taste” in the dictionary, and some of these were pictured there.
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June 23, 2017 at 10:10 pm
I am not even a little surprised. Happy pride!
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