As soon as I clapped eyes on these gorgeous knives, I knew I had to have one. Wonder what I should stabfirst? By CaptainKeepsake
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
2026 note: I tried to fix the formatting, but I gave up. Yes, it’s wonky, but I think it’s still fun…
6/25/15: Of course, since I’m celebrating pride week, today’s Etsomnia™ is all about the rainbows! Since I found so many items I loved, this week’s episode has a lot fewer tragedies than usual.
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts. Enjoy!
Ingenious test tube chandelier. You can fill the tubes with water of whatever color you wish! On the downside, though, eventually, they would fill with dust and dead bugs. By PaniJurek
Dr. Huxtable would have been all over this awful thing. Hopefully, he’s the only one. 2026 comment: eew
Very cute unicorn nightlight with rainbow cord. Maybe I should get it for our 2-year-old niece. Wait. It’s HOW MUCH??? By EarthSeaWarrior
The only problem with these rainbow-hued mini leather journals is it’s impossible to pick just one. By JackdawBindery
If this lady offers you candy, run. And it lookslike the seller may have also knitted her house
Truly stunning rainbow stained glass panel by RavenGlassworks
I love the colors in this sea glass necklace by LinaColors, but with all of those beautiful color options, why would you put the muddiest ones in the center?
Aggressively ironic hipster cat shirt by PhilipNormal
Why, yes! I DO need half a dozen felted sheep in rainbow colors. Thank you for asking! By BondurantMountainArt
My OBT 