This mole mask is listed as a kid’s birthday favor. What kid wants a mole-themed birthday party? And why is it being modeled by a grown man? Creepy much?
*In honor of the 50th issue of Etsomnia™, I’ve decided to do away with the stupid Roman numerals.
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©Island Records
I have a very clear memory of seeing the 1999 commercial for the Volkswagen Cabriolet for the first time and thinking, “What is that gorgeous music?” Continue reading
This ought to be a Ked’s commercial. Continue reading
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Sometimes I stumble upon an Etsy seller whose merchandise is so imaginative, so joyfully nutty, so wildly entertaining, that I can’t resist featuring them. Continue reading
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You’re about to meet the best dog in the (photographic) world. Welcome to “Maddie On Things,” a photo project by Theron Humphrey. Continue reading
Translation: OMG! Glitter!
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©Domino Recording Company
For the last couple of Wednesdays, I’ve been posting bouncy, dance-friendly music, and promising to get back to something more melodic and soothing very soon. Well, here it is! Continue reading
©Jack Storms
Jack Storms creates epicly-stunning works of art using glass and taking his inspiration from Fibonacci Ratios. WTF is a Fibonacci Ratio? I wondered the same thing Continue reading
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©K. William LeQuier
Animation by DarkAngelØne, photo by Siyana Kasabova
What’s more sexy than a naked mole rat costume? How about a naked mole rat in a box?
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Eliza and the Bear ©Capitol Records
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©Ann Carrington
Happy Fourth! Today, I’ve got something really special for you.
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