“In life you cannot always choose your circumstances,
but you can always choose who you are.”
-La Sape
Etsomnia™ Volume XXVII: Be My Valentine?

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s an edible baby! This listing claims it’s “the Perfect I LOVE you gift for your love one.” If your “love one” is the witch from Hansel & Gretel, maybe.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Happy Thursday! It’s time for a Very Special Episode of Etsomnia! Continue reading
Wedding Crashers
Adam Levine of Maroon 5 can pretty much go where he wants to. Continue reading
Love Your Body:
Old Jews Telling Jokes
After Saturday’s tear jerker, I figured we could all use a laugh. Continue reading
Do the Carlton!
Since I accidentally hit “publish” at 12:01 this morning, I thought maybe a bonus post was in order. Continue reading
Vogue Plus
This is the shatteringly talented dancer/choreographer Aya Sato and her equally talented dancer fiance, Bambi. Continue reading
Jimmy and Beau (Today’s Post Sponsored by Kleenex®):
Today, I’m going to make you cry. Sorry. It’s not me, really. It’s Jimmy Stewart. Continue reading
Jellyfish, Beautiful Phlegm-Balls of the Sea
I am a little obsessed with jellyfish. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXVI: Individual Results May Vary

Oh, no! You’re all dressed for your wedding but you just realized your bladder is full! What to do? Have no fear. Etsy to the rescue!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Has this ever happened to you?
You Gotta Wonder (‘Bout a Man Like That)
This bodacious tune appeared on my friend’s Facebook page one night. Continue reading
At Least It Wasn’t a Leap Year
Like yesterday’s post about a painting-a-day project, “Make Mine Mini,” here’s another 365-day challenge, again with tremendous results. Continue reading
Weird Time for a Joke
I don’t want to make light of MLK Day. It’s an important day, and it’s really important to me, but try as I might, I didn’t feel qualified to write a post about the man who has come to represent so much to so many. I understand that race relations, like most hot-button issues, are on a pendulum and are bound to swing backward once in a while. But this year, it feels like we’ve been spending more time swinging back than forward, and I worry that we are letting the great man down.
However, I didn’t want to let the day go by without acknowledging him, so here’s a joke he told on The Tonight Show in 1968. It’s very him.
Make Mine Mini!!
Remember Lorraine Loots and the Very Young Eyes? Well, we weren’t the only ones charmed by her beautiful diminutive works. Her adorable mini-painting-every-day project has inspired another very talented artist to do her own 365-day tiny painting project, with similarly darling results. Continue reading
Naked Geometry
I am really pleased to bring to you the unbelievably stylish and somehow geometric nude dancers photographed by Klaus Kampert, famous beauty and fashion photographer. Continue reading
Police Just Gotta Shake It Off
Too adorable not to share, even if it is staged.
The Police Department in Dover, DE just released a video in their new series “DashCam Confessionals.” The officer in the video is seen lip-syncing and shaking it to Taylor Swift’s hit song “Shake It Off” while driving in his police cruiser.
The result is absolutely fantastic.
And you thought this was going to be a serious post.
A Better Mousetrap
The Face That Could Launch a Thousand Ships
No, not that face. Continue reading
Afternoon Belly Laugh
I can’t imagine there’s anyone out there who hasn’t seen this, but I was reminded of it today and just had to share. In 2008, the Ellen Show got a message from the then-88-year-old Austin, TX, resident, Gladys Hardy. When Ellen called Gladys back, things get very funny very quickly. Ellen’s reaction to Gladys is the most genuine and most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen on television.
Need more Gladys? Me, too!
Etsomnia™ Volume XXV: Vintage With a Vengance!
I went looking for the ugliest vintage lamp on Etsy, and when I saw this thing, I knew my search was over. $85 “Rustic” fish lamp.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Vin·tage /ˈvin-tij/ noun. 1. a period in which something was made or was begun. 2. your old crap which you manage to sell to someone else. See also Garbage.









