Category Archives: Shopping
Etsomnia™ 110: Hell’s Kitchen
This is a kitchen angel dish towel. She’s meant to keep your kitchen safe, presumably by warding off people with taste.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Terrifying Treats:
Etsomnia™ 109: Crooked
Elephant Man party of one, your table is ready.
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Very Good Things (In Very Small Packages)
The cutest goldfish bowl necklaces EVER. By Laonato
Etsomnia™ 108: Costume Madness 2016
Unicorns, now with more dildo.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ 107: Put on Your Big Girl Pants
If a teardrop tattoo means that you murdered someone, I shudder to think what a teardrop on the seat of your pants would mean…
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
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Blamo!
BlamoToys
It’s Pronounced Tar-JAY
Etsomnia™ 106: Derpocalypse Now
The twins looked at each other in horror. She wanted to put her feet WHERE?!?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Ancient and Imperfect
TaxilHoax
Sky Goodies
SkyGoodies
Etsomnia™ 105: Bad Hair Day
I can’t decide. Do you think wearing this barrette would discourage subway frottage, or attract it?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Zen and the Art of Jewelry Making
MoshikoArt
Etsomnia™ 104: Sheer Madness
These super-stylish pants are made of 100% nope.
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Shoes for Fairies
Sophia Webster
Etsomnia™ 103: Charity Case
Not actually on topic, but too cute to skip! Glittered album cover by Michel328
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Hard and Soft
Etsomnia™ 102: Deep Pockets
$250,000. Million dollar tee. I guess it must be on clearance.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 101: Why? Because Etsy
This listing is called “Hair ball by famous artist.” I think maybe they should define “famous,” and, for that matter, “artist.”
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
My OBT 