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Portrait photographer Patrick Hall has been called a sadist, a madman, and an irresponsible maniac. Continue reading
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Etsomnia™ Volume X: Project No Way
Welcome to Cracker Barrel. May I take your order? Vintage Oscar de la Renta ensemble which I consider proof positive that Oscar dabbled in some pretty hardcore illegal substances back in the day. Sold by the surprisingly self aware FabulousMessVintage
I need a frock. Let the hilarity ensue.
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Super Special Completely Hilarious Bonus OBT
What were they thinking?
Native New Yorker
The Monster Next Door
TheGnarledBranch
He calls it “Re-directed art.” I call it genius. Continue reading
Snarky Goodness from 1911
DICTIONARY, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.
But what does it have to do with French girls??
Etsomnia™ IV: Shitshow
Mona Lisa mixed media “art.” And I thought I had weird dreams.
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Fallen Women
Back in the 1930’s, William Lyon Phelps of Yale found the following sentence gleaming out of the pages of a freshman essay: “The girl tumbled down the stairs and lay prostitute at the bottom.” In the margin of the paper, Professor Phelps commented: “My dear sir, you must learn to distinguish between a fallen woman and one who has merely slipped.”
Sandro Giordoan
Cats and the Internet
It has often been said that if you have to explain a 
joke, it isn’t funny. This joke doesn’t need explaining. Continue reading
Wedding Funnies
These wedding photos are bad. Continue reading
People Are Looking At Me Funny
. . . Probably because I’m hooting loudly at these fantastic animal comics, drawn by Simpsons illustrator, Liz Climo. 
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No One to (Cos)Play With
“No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.”
― Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter©Klaus Pichler
Best Joke Ever Perpetrated By a Dog:
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One Profound Thought
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“EVERY CHILD IS AN ARTIST. THE PROBLEM IS HOW TO REMAIN AN ARTIST ONCE ONCE WE GROW UP.”
– Pablo Picasso
Best. Grandpa. Ever.
©Yuekou
One Adorable Thing
Your Misspent Youth Was Just Downgraded
The Etsomnia™ Origin Story
The original Etsomnia™ photo courtesy of Alice Hutchinson / Foter
My OBT 