Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
This week, Etsy puts the uh-oh back in OOAK. The items in today’s Etsomnia are reportedly one of a kind, so that should be something of a comfort. They range from the unacceptable to the exceptional to the unimaginable and beyond.
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!