Remember when you were a kids and believed that the future would look like some combination of Lost in Space, Star Trek, and Tron? Continue reading
Category Archives: Fashion
Giving in to the Lure of Shoes
If you know me even a little bit, you know how much I love shoes. Continue reading
Wit, Whimsy, and Women’s Wear:
Spanish illustrator Elga Fernancez Lamas is a wiz at combining her love of fashion and her whimsical illustration style Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XI: Fail is in the Air?
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Okay, I might have doctored this a little. However, the sideways kidney was already there.“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.” ― John Donne, who should prepare to be disappointed
Etsomnia™ Volume X: Project No Way

Welcome to Cracker Barrel. May I take your order? Vintage Oscar de la Renta ensemble which I consider proof positive that Oscar dabbled in some pretty hardcore illegal substances back in the day. Sold by the surprisingly self aware FabulousMessVintage
I need a frock. Let the hilarity ensue.
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Etsomnia™ Volume IX: For the Kids
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.

Trippy-and-wonderful color wheel puzzle by ThePuzzledOne
Me: (to niece) Riley, how old are you?
Riley (with a New York accent): Tewww
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Etsomnia™ Volume VIII: Lifestyles of the Rich and Tasteless.
Zelda Fitzgerald Would Approve
Deco-meets-tribal sensibilities, modern techniques, and perspex (whatever that is). Continue reading
Do I Make You Horny?
I spend a lot of time on Etsy. Continue reading
Pretty Painted People
It’s turned out to be a body art kind of week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ VI: The Wee Edition
Fashion Isn’t Pretty
Extra Girlie Bonus Post – Elie Saab Couture Fall 2014
Marchesa and Carolina Herrera will now have to share my affections with Lebanese fashion designer, Elie Saab. Continue reading
The Many Loves of Iris Apfel
There’s nothing quite as satisfying as a fabulous, ballsy old lady. Continue reading
If Batman Was a 19th Century Woman
Etsomnia™ Volume II
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Thank goodness for the internet.
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On Breasts and Martinis and Why I Should Shut Up
Years ago, I came up with the martini rule, which has gotten me in trouble nearly every time I’ve said it. Continue reading
Good Day, Gdańsk
vu [vy]
adj
a meaning of coolness
“you are soo vu”
Don’t Blink
Playing dress-up with Tal Peleg.
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An Attack of Etsomnia™ Volume I
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Oh, Etsy, I wish I could quit you. Continue reading












