Adequate Man/Drew Magary
Haters Gonna Hate
Category Archives: Humor
Etsomnia™ 117: Hold That Pose 2
I don’t mean to sound like a know-it-all, but I have had arms most of my life, and she is doing it wrong.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
How God* Created Animals**
Etsomnia™ 115: Embellished to Death
As seen on the Hoarders wedding episode, “Say Yes to the Mess!”
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
By Any Other Name…
Playing Dress-Up!
Laura Izumikawa
Science Whoopsies!
Twitter, Take Me Away!
NOTE: Etsomnia™ is taking the week off because I find myself utterly unable to write jokes. Here, instead, are other people’s jokes.
Lost in Translation
Gouttedeterre
Five Years in Lilliput
Tatsuya Tanaka
Three-Year-Old Wisdom…
Martin Bruckner
Etsomnia™ 114: Movember
Now THAT’s a mustache! By FacialHairLeague
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
The Real Reason for the Internet
Thank you, internet!
Etsomnia™ 112: Lunatic Fringe
This poor soul can’t even figure out how to work his stupid shirt. On the other hand, he also couldn’t remember pants, so maybe there’s a pattern emerging.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Animal Funnies
“That,” thought Muriel,”is the last time I walk through the forest before my eyelash glue is dry.”
Photo: Liam Richardson
Etsomnia™ Volume 111: Sweater Weather
The upcyclers are at it again. I think I just upcycled a little in my mouth.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Nerdgasm
@50 NerdsofGrey
McMansions on Parade:
Worst of McMansions
Etsomnia™ 110: Hell’s Kitchen
This is a kitchen angel dish towel. She’s meant to keep your kitchen safe, presumably by warding off people with taste.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ 109: Crooked
Elephant Man party of one, your table is ready.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) Continue reading
My OBT 