The YouTube sensation best known for their uber-creepy-but-still-awesome cover of “Royals” fronted by Puddles, the 6’8″ “sad clown with a golden voice,” Scott Bradlee and Postmodern Jukebox does it again (and again, and again). Continue reading
The Boob Next Door
Let me start by saying that I like Jennifer Lopez. Continue reading
Rescue Me
“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.” -Immanuel Kant Continue reading
Mad Man
The Superbowl for Non-Sports-Fans
Sugar Serif!
Throwback Thursday Done Right

I wonder if Dad needed an ambulance after that one. BoneBowl
We’ve all heard about families recreating decades-old photos as a gag, but these three brothers and their dad have done such an epic job of it, everyone else should now stop. Continue reading
Fancy Pants
“In life you cannot always choose your circumstances,
but you can always choose who you are.”
-La Sape
Etsomnia™ Volume XXVII: Be My Valentine?

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s an edible baby! This listing claims it’s “the Perfect I LOVE you gift for your love one.” If your “love one” is the witch from Hansel & Gretel, maybe.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Happy Thursday! It’s time for a Very Special Episode of Etsomnia! Continue reading
Wedding Crashers
Adam Levine of Maroon 5 can pretty much go where he wants to. Continue reading
Love Your Body:
Old Jews Telling Jokes
After Saturday’s tear jerker, I figured we could all use a laugh. Continue reading
Do the Carlton!
Since I accidentally hit “publish” at 12:01 this morning, I thought maybe a bonus post was in order. Continue reading
Vogue Plus
This is the shatteringly talented dancer/choreographer Aya Sato and her equally talented dancer fiance, Bambi. Continue reading
Jimmy and Beau (Today’s Post Sponsored by Kleenex®):
Today, I’m going to make you cry. Sorry. It’s not me, really. It’s Jimmy Stewart. Continue reading
Jellyfish, Beautiful Phlegm-Balls of the Sea
I am a little obsessed with jellyfish. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXVI: Individual Results May Vary

Oh, no! You’re all dressed for your wedding but you just realized your bladder is full! What to do? Have no fear. Etsy to the rescue!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Has this ever happened to you?
You Gotta Wonder (‘Bout a Man Like That)
This bodacious tune appeared on my friend’s Facebook page one night. Continue reading
At Least It Wasn’t a Leap Year
Like yesterday’s post about a painting-a-day project, “Make Mine Mini,” here’s another 365-day challenge, again with tremendous results. Continue reading
Weird Time for a Joke
I don’t want to make light of MLK Day. It’s an important day, and it’s really important to me, but try as I might, I didn’t feel qualified to write a post about the man who has come to represent so much to so many. I understand that race relations, like most hot-button issues, are on a pendulum and are bound to swing backward once in a while. But this year, it feels like we’ve been spending more time swinging back than forward, and I worry that we are letting the great man down.
However, I didn’t want to let the day go by without acknowledging him, so here’s a joke he told on The Tonight Show in 1968. It’s very him.








