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Etsomnia™ Volume XLVI: Mermaids Are Us!
Words to live by. Print by HeidisHubbub
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) Continue reading
November-Through-OktoberFest
Engel Marie Meier, Schaumburg, 2011. ©Eric Schuett
Old Friend
©JerrySeinfeld.com
99 Problems (But This Video Ain’t One)
This week was a real jerk. This video is so perfect, it takes it all away! Here’s the best thing on the internet today (according to me).
Happy Friday, lovelies!
Etsomnia™ Volume XLIV: Etsom-nom-nomnia
For just $45, you can get a “Happy Birthday Ugly” cake and have your family members depicted as pigs, or donkeys, or whatever those other things are.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Unwilling Elizabethans!
Queen Elizabeth the First, shortly after being fixed
Pick a Card, Any Card!
Etsomnia™ Volume XL: Mother’s Day Madness
When you care enough to give the very least. By RubysRubbish, who clearly has some mommy issues to work out
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Texts From Last Century:
Getting Juicy!!
Property of Interscope Records
Stock Phonies:
“All of our produce is locally sourced, organically grown, and sink-infused with toddler feet.”
Anyone who’s scrolled (or, for those of us old enough to remember, flipped) through stock photos knows they often show an exaggerated version of reality. The models depicted are either too happy or too unhappy, things are either going too well or impossibly badly. Who wants to pay for a stock photo of a meh Tuesday, right? Continue reading
Cats are Better Than People (Just Ask Them):
Felines of New York
The Sad Oenophile Penguin…
Oleg Borodin
Oleg Borodin created The Penguin entirely by accident. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXXII: Fan Friction
Just your basic awesome Madonna narwhal. By HayleyCassatt, who has kind of a narwhal fetish
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
DEAR PORN HUNTERS: In spite of the suggestively-dressed narwhal at right, you have come to the wrong place. The “XXX” in the title is merely a roman numeral. Sorry to have excited you unduly. See you next week, when the narwhal will be replaced with a similarly titillating picture of a toilet paper cosy or something.
This Week on TMI Theater
Ze Frankly My Dear:
Happy Friday! Today, because I feel like it, it’s Ze Frank day! Continue reading
The Worst Room (A.K.A. The Best Tumblr)
I love real estate. The good, the bad, the nutty, all of it. So when I happened upon the Tumblr known as The Worst Room, I knew I’d found something special. Continue reading
Missing the Point:
Washington Square Press / BuzzFeed
Etsomnia™ Volume XXVIII: Awkward V-Day Cards
Rude.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
When you care enough to send the very best?
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