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Etsomnia™ 124: Resort

Erm, nice pineapples?

Hope you like grilled pineapple, because this girl looks like she is going to buuuuurn.

Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

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Pre-Vacation Squee


Don’t worry. I will still be posting daily as usual!

We have a (very busy) staycation planned for next week. Even though our week will be filled with meetings and appointments and a fairly robust to do list, it’s been a long year, and I’m still thrilled to get a week away from the office.

How excited am I? I’m drunk-girl-confronted-with-puppies excited!