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Etsomnia™ Volume 78: Fun With Felt!
This is listed as a crib mobile, but I’d hesitate to hang it in a baby’s room. It poses a gagging hazard.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ Volume 77: Table Talk
I rashly assumed that Etsy’s characteristic derp quotient wouldn’t extend itself to furniture. Boy, was I wrong.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Animal Comics
©Liz Climo
Etsomnia™ Volume 76: Be Mine?!? (A Little NSFW)
Valentine’s Day lingerie, Etsy style. By the surprisingly self-aware KnotforYouDesigns
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
CAUTION: this week’s Etsomnia™ gets a little blue. If you’re not yet of consenting age, go look at this one instead.
I’ll Have What Phil’s Having
The Kids Aren’t Alright:
All the single babies, all the single babies!
UglyRenaissanceBabies.tumblr.com
DISCLAIMER: Today’s post isn’t for anyone who likes babies, Catholics, art, breastfeeding, or Jesus. It’s also not recommended for children, adults, the overly-sensitive, religious people, or anyone with eyes.
Etsomnia™ Volume 75: A Girl’s Best Friend!
The designer can call that a scarab all she wants. I’m a New Yorker, and I know a cockroach when I see one
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
“Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.” -Malcolm Forbes
Go Home, Pinterest, You Are Drunk!
pinterestyouaredrunk.com
Etsomnia™ Volume 74: Panic at the Disco
As with most other categories I’ve explored, it seems the key to Etsy style is just sticking things to other things. This winner is described as a “Body con” dress
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Making Faces
@lucianorosso
Etsomnia™ Volume 73: Get Stuffed
“Zombie Taco Hell Dog” by BethDeathHorrorDolls. I loved her Etsy shop, which is definitely not for the faint of heart. Browse the rest of her store at your own peril, but don’t say I didn’t warn you
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ Volume 72: Cold Comfort
They call this a catsuit. If that’s so, I assume it’s this cat they’re thinking of. (And I imagine the garbage bag backdrop means kitty’s not housebroken)
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Starting With a Bang (Not a Whimper)
(I had an aunt who could make that face.) Copyright © 2014-2015 Shaina Fishman
We attended a fantastic wedding last night in Philly. As a result, we have a slight case of (s)wine flu. So today, here’s something guaranteed to make us all feel better, even the teetotalers and other responsible adults.
Puppies!
Small Hands!
Fitch, Please . . .
“Doris at Crooked Island” Janis Fitch
Etsomnia™ Volume 71: Ugly (Christmas) Sweaters
And that’s why you don’t feed mothballs to reindeer. By MadeThruLove
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Bon Voyage!!
Christoph Niemann
Etsomnia™ Volume 70: Hate* Couture
Perfect for the red carpet at a movie premiere, as long as this is the movie.
*Misspelling intentional
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Stronger
Totuma for LIFETIME
My OBT 