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Category Archives: Humor
Etsomnia™ Volume 70: Hate* Couture
Perfect for the red carpet at a movie premiere, as long as this is the movie.
*Misspelling intentional
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Stronger
Totuma for LIFETIME
MC Jazzy Jesuit
Etsomnia™ Volume 69*: Holiday cards
Merry Christmas from your college roommate. By YeaOhGreetings
*I’ll bet you thought I was going to do something dirty for the 69th Etsomnia, didn’t you?
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Latkes for Everyone!
Etsomnia™ Volume 68: Hostess With the Mostess
Is this hostess apron ugly? Sure. But at least no one will be looking at your holiday weight gain
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
The Most Lovable Mollusk!
Etsomnia™ Volume 67: Happy Horrid-Days
Super-absorbent Lightdays® Christmas tree – now with wings!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Thanksgiving, Adele Style
Photo by Bella Bronson for NBC
Etsomnia™ Volume 66: Eighties Forever!
Vintage Go-Go’s photo by BonanzaRecords
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Private Moments
©WaterInMyPaint
The Empire Strikes Back (at Thomas Kinkade)
©Jeff Bennett
Etsomnia™ Volume 65: Cats, Now and Forever
This ugly Christmas sweater is so aggressively ironic, it’s no longer sure if it’s joking.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ Volume 64: Winter is Coming
At least you can put it down without worrying someone will steal it
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Nice Ride!
Etsomnia™ Volume 63: Halloween Regrets
Not a shower cap
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Last-Minute Costume Ideas and Other Funny Stuff
@TheUglyVolvo.com
In Gourd We Trust
Materials: buttons, glue, patience
Eiff-Fail Tower
“Can someone Photoshop the Eifeltower under my finger?”
If you want something done right, don’t ask the internet.
My OBT 