
We interrupt our regularly-scheduled Halloween week festivities for a celebration of a different kind. Continue reading

We interrupt our regularly-scheduled Halloween week festivities for a celebration of a different kind. Continue reading →
Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace;
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go;
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for its living;
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.-“Monday’s Child” by Mother Goose
I’m sorry about this. Really I am. Continue reading →

3/1/14 To Blog or Not to Blog
I did it! I managed at least one post every single day for an entire year. Continue reading →
“Being married is like having a color TV. Once you have it, you never want to go back to black & white.” -Danny Perasa, the most adorable man in the world
“Why can’t you fly now, mother?”
“Because I am grown up, dearest. When people grow up they forget the way.”
“Why do they forget the way?”
“Because they are no longer gay and innocent and heartless. It is only the gay and innocent and heartless who can fly.”
― “Peter Pan” J.M. Barrie

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s an edible baby! This listing claims it’s “the Perfect I LOVE you gift for your love one.” If your “love one” is the witch from Hansel & Gretel, maybe.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Happy Thursday! It’s time for a Very Special Episode of Etsomnia! Continue reading →