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Category Archives: Humor
Etsomnia™ Volume XXXV: The Gestation Boogie
Not for the overly sensitive knocked up ladies. By UnhingedDesigns
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Etsomnia™ Volume XXXIV: Dress For “Success”
Plaid flannel “Power Business Suit.” Maybe if you worked here.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Belly Buttons Not Required:
©Cut Video
I learned where babies came from by listening to the idiotic, misinformed chatter of my fellow tween girlfriends. Continue reading
Fruits Gone Nuts!
Dan Cretu
It’s spring! It’s spring! I thought we deserved something colorful (even if it is snowing out, damnit!) Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXXIIIa: Souvenirs R Us
The ultimate international item: Netherlands souvenir, shipped from the U.S., and made in . . . let’s say it together . . . China.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
The Sad Oenophile Penguin…
Oleg Borodin
Oleg Borodin created The Penguin entirely by accident. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXXIII: Put a Ring on It
You know some bone-head is going to use this to propose to his girl. A proposal is no time to make a bad joke, and THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS A TWO CARAT RING!!!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
DEAR PORN HUNTERS: Don’t let the “XXX” in the title fool you. Unless you are planning on proposing to some lucky* girl, you have come to the wrong place. Sorry for the confusion. Happy hunting!
*individual results may vary
-The Management
Don’t Believe Him? Just Watch.
He’s baaaack. Alex Boyé, Africa’s own hipster*, has just released his version of “Uptown Funk,” and it is fiercely fun! Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXXII: Fan Friction
Just your basic awesome Madonna narwhal. By HayleyCassatt, who has kind of a narwhal fetish
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
DEAR PORN HUNTERS: In spite of the suggestively-dressed narwhal at right, you have come to the wrong place. The “XXX” in the title is merely a roman numeral. Sorry to have excited you unduly. See you next week, when the narwhal will be replaced with a similarly titillating picture of a toilet paper cosy or something.
This Week on TMI Theater
365 Days of Beautiful Things!!!
3/1/14 To Blog or Not to Blog
I did it! I managed at least one post every single day for an entire year. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXXI: Green Day
I never seem to have anything appropriate to wear on St. P’s Day. Maybe this year, I should get myself one of these. By NoSleevesNoProblems
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Ze Frankly My Dear:
Happy Friday! Today, because I feel like it, it’s Ze Frank day! Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XXX: Sexy Time
It’s hard to think of this psychedelic romper as sexy when the model is sitting like she’s trying to sneak one out. It’s also hard to think of it as sexy because it’s stupid and makes her look like a giant toddler.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Warning: NSFWOCOMR*
*Not Safe For Work or Children or My Relatives
The Worst Room (A.K.A. The Best Tumblr)
I love real estate. The good, the bad, the nutty, all of it. So when I happened upon the Tumblr known as The Worst Room, I knew I’d found something special. Continue reading
Missing the Point:
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Etsomnia™ Volume XXIX: What Time Is It?
Those cherubs are looking suspiciously buxom, and their gold lamé boy shorts are reminding me of Peter Hinwood’s Rocky Horror costume. That’s too much irony, even for me.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Friday Afternoon Pick-Me-Up
Who you gonna call?
Etsomnia™ Volume XXVIII: Awkward V-Day Cards
Rude.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
When you care enough to send the very best?
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My OBT 